Bad Jokes Volume II

Because I know how much you all enjoyed the last round of Bad Jokes, I have decided to entertain you with (read: subject you to) some more of my incredible, yet simple, sense of humour.

This time the theme is:

ELEPHANT JOKES!

Q: How do you know there is an elephant in your refrigerator?
A: Footprints in the butter

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear them talking

Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: Their Volkswagen is parked out front

Q: How do you get four elephants in a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front, two in the back

Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill?
A: Here come the elephants

Q: What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill with sunglasses on?




wait for it...




think you got it?




A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them

Booya! That's right! Can I get a *GROAN* from the Eastside?

Tell these to all your friends. Then, if they haven't left you for better joke telling friends, and they ask you, "Where did you get all those awful jokes?" you can tell them it was this crazy man:









Gotta go get the elephants out of the refrigerator.

All for now,
Kef...